July 03!

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July 02!

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I like to DDR in skirts.

— Old friend Kristen

July 01!

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It’s easy to distinguish Californians from non-Californians. Only non-Californians call it “Cali.”

June 30!

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June 29!

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I text, therefore IM

— Robotic vodka ad