August 21!
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: I’m the anti-tofu
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: if tofu were a super-hero I could be the arch-nemesis
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: the Lex Luthor to tofu’s Superman
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: only hotter with a thick head of sexy hair
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: bahaha, why so much hate towards tofu?
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: it tastes like NOTHING
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: nothing I say!
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: if nothingness were a substance, that substance would be tofu!
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: marinate it in something
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: it’s absorbent
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: it can taste like ANYTHING
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: oh, the potential!!
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: what other food has such great potential??
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: I see you see the tofu half cooked
