I used to do these personal questionnaire things all the time back when MySpace was hot. The last one I did was on April 27, 2007. I miss them, so I shall fill one out now. Prepare!!

If I took a look in your stomach what would I find?
Hmm…deliciously sweet corn, bow-tie pasta, a cup full of blueberries, ab flab, and a handful of green grapes to top things off. My stomach would probably be gushing out gallons of hot green tea, too. Watch your step.

What would you do if you walked in on your best friend having sex?
I’d join in! Shoooot!! Mel knows how to work it O_O

What do you want for your birthday?
Love.

What were you doing at 10am this morning?
Working with my producer to capture some ass kicking video of the game we’re developing. Video was captured and asses were kicked.

Are you positive that you have no STDs?
Unless someone/something has been violating me in my sleep (Olivia <_<), yes, I’m positive. Integer.MAX_VALUE positive.

How many people do you currently have feelings for?
Just Chuck — my imaginary Westie. I heart you, Chuck!!

Do you believe in karma?
Depends on the day of the week. Today? Not so much.

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your bf/gf?
I think a situation like that would just bring Mel and I closer :)

Do you currently have a hickey?
Hickey free!

How many people have you kissed your whole life?
Romantically? An even 10 :) (MBRJCBKARE)

Who is someone you tell everything to?
My mother

Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?
Exclusively

What is one thing that grosses you out about making out?
High pitched turtle noises. Oh wait….

Do you remember the date of your last relationship?
Ahh, these questionnaires never fail when it comes to asking stupid questions. I think it would be quite unfortunate if my last relationship only lasted a single day. The correct question to ask is, “What date did your last relationship begin on, and how long did it last?”

Have you ever dated someone because of their looks?
Absolutely.

Do you believe in God?
Not the one with the capital “G.” 

Would you rather live without music or without TV?
TV, so long as living without it doesn’t ban me from playing video games. I need my Geometry Wars and Bikini Samurai Squad.

Where would I have found you at this time yesterday?
The same smelly chair that I’m sitting in right this very moment.

Do you wear hats often?
I wear my toques in the winter :)

Are you one of those Jonas Brother obsessed people?
I think they’re unattractive….

What is the last thing you laughed really hard over?
Watching Bruno with my mother and little brother :)  So much penis.

Do any of your friends have tongue rings?
I’m sure a couple of them do. I don’t keep track of these things. Man, this shit is getting really boring. I don’t think I’m even halfway done yet. Was I that big of a loser back in my undergrad days that I would sit for hours filling these things out? Really?

If you could be granted three wishes what would they be?
They would be wishes that would bring health and happiness to my loved ones :)

If you could have one superpower what would it be?
I’ve never been on board with the whole super hero thing. That fantasy just doesn’t appeal to me. I think I’m already pretty super as it is :)  Bahaha

Do you think having sex at your age is bad?
I can’t make a generalization like that O_O  Sex in and of itself isn’t bad at all. It’s the context in which sex takes place that would cause me to make any sort of value judgement.

What can you currently hear?
The dreamy hum from my 360 test kit. Swooon <3

What kind of shoes did you wear today?
Flip flops :)

What jewelry are you wearing?
Bling bling earrings. Oh shoooot.

How is your hair styled right now?
How a person who’s catching a cold and got only 1.5 hours of sleep the night before would style his hair — gloriously!

Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
I live in Vancouver….

Are you dating the last person you kissed?
I used to intentionally fill out surveys that would reveal the most information about the person I had the hots for with the hopes that he would see it and be like, “OMG! He must like me! I better go work it!” Unfortunately that never did happen :)  But back to the topic at hand! I’m slightly confused by the terminology used here. Am I dating the last person I kissed? I’ve heard the term “dating” used in so many different ways, I’m not sure how to interpret it. Let’s get the official word on this, shall we?

dating [deyt-ing] -noun

1. A form of romantic courtship undertaken by, typically, two people with the aim of each assessing the other’s suitability as their partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse.

By that definition, I just might be dating the last person I kissed.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
Nope

What was the last pinkie promise you made, and to whom?
I pinky promised Jay that I would for sure see him when I head back down to California for Christmas :) 

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you and meant it?
Mel :)

Whose bed did you sleep in last other than your own?
Probably my parents’ guest bed when I was down visiting in April.

If the last person you kissed moved away would you be sad?
Maybe. I don’t know yet.

Explain why you last cried?
Because I love my little brother too much :)

Are your fingernails painted?
A dashing hot pink!

Is your best friend taken?
*Ahem* Yes…. <_<

Have you ever cleaned up someone else’s vomit?
I believe so, yes.

If someone liked you right now would you want them to tell you?
Questions like these make me feel like I’m a bit too old to be filling this out. I think people should do what makes them happy, so long as it doesn’t interfere with anyone else’s happiness. So as long as you think you’re not effing with my happiness, sure :)  Let me know :)

Do you sleep with a fan on?
Lately I have been O_O Bloody heat!

Do you have a bestfriend?
Absolutely.

Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
Yes, and I’m not sure what the big deal is. I don’t remember it feeling any different?

Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
You know, I don’t think I have. I’ll add it to the “To Do” list.

If you want get someone’s attention, what do you do?
I don’t like this question.

Do you have your best friend’s number memorized?
Give me a second to pull up her file…o_O…O_o…O_O!! Yes!! I do know it by heart!

That was nowhere near as satisfying as I hoped it would be. Bah.