Ugh. I may have reignited my addiction. Once I take one of these personality survey things, I just can’t stop. I know this isn’t enjoyable for you. I don’t find it enjoyable either. But I can’t control this impulse. Save yourself — it’s too late for me.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
I always start with the hair before moving on to the body. The more you know.

2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
Navy blue-ish :)

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Mmm, yes I would!

4. Do you plan outfits?
Never O_O  Maybe I should? Is that a good thing to do? I just put on whatever looks comfy based on my mood.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I feel like my head has been inflated with an ungodly amount of mucus. Fortunately it’s leaking out of my nostrils at a steady pace. I just have to be careful not to drip on anything/anyone.

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
Ahh, the “B” button on my Xbox controller.

7. Do you say aim or A-I-M?
It really depends who I’m talking to. I wonder why that is? My tendency is to say “aim,” though.

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was imprisoned by certain members of my family who shall remain nameless. They threatened to kill my dog, so I hulked up, broke free from my cell, and swiftly ended their lives. It was unpleasant, but nobody effs with Molly and gets away with it.

9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope. I’ve been locked up in this tiny infected office in the basement here at EA for the past two weeks. It’s dark, quiet, and lonely. Which is why I’m filling out this :)

10. What are you craving right now?
I could really go for some dill pickles and cottage cheese. Mmm mmmmm. I get strange cravings when I’m sick.

11. Do you floss?
Every night! And yes, I truly do!

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cold medicine gives me a wicked amount of gas. So one thing that’s unfortunate about having a cold and being stuck in this tiny office is that I fill the room up with my stinky poots, but I have no idea how stinky they are because I can’t smell anything with my nose being so clogged up. That would be perfectly tolerable, but it becomes unfortunate the second someone opens the door to check in on me. I can tell by the expression on their face that they’re absolutely disgusted by me, but they’re polite enough not to say anything. It’s okay. Nothing needs to be said. I can hear you loud and clear. I smell :(

But that’s not what comes to mind when you say “cabbage.” I think of the Cabbage Patch Kids :)

13. When was the last time you talked on AIM?
Right this very moment!

14. Are you emotional?
I think I can be under-emotional, but it’s not because I don’t love you. It’s because I love you too much :)

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
Hmm…I love tacos, and I love songs. And I love dancing to songs when no one’s looking. So yes, I think I would.

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
That is an achievement I have yet to unlock. Speaking of counting, am I seriously only on question 16? Fuck me hard. 75 minus 16 questions left to go :(

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick lick lick it from its head to its toes.

18. Do you like your hair?
No, but at least I don’t have to worry about losing it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that O_O

19. Do you like yourself?
I do! I think I’m great! :)

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I don’t think this is an interesting question.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
COTTAGE CHEEEEEESE!!! O_O  How did you know?? Ugh, if I had a jar of dill pickles and a tub cottage cheese to dip my pickles in I would be in heaven. I’m not even a fan of cottage cheese, but today I would marry it.

22. What are you listening to right now?
I’m listening to my little Xbox 360 hum away.

23. How many countries have you visited?
A measly 3 :(

24. Are your parents strict?
They’re easy going :)

25. Would you go sky diving?
Yes! I’ve been wanting to go for years now. I’m hoping that my dad and I can go when he comes up for my graduation in April. How fuuuun.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
No.

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Gah! There isn’t a sparkly thing in here! Oh wait…how about the bottom side of a DVD? Does that count? Is that considered sparkly?

29. Have you ever been in a castle?
I have! My dad likes to go on nerdy vacations :)

30. Do you rent movies often?
With how much it costs to rent a bloody movie these days, I just end up buying the ones I want to see.

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
Ahh, there’s always the question that lets me know I’m too old to be taking these. I haven’t had a math class in at least 3 years. And a math class with assigned seating? That takes me all the way back to high school, kids.

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Bahaha, I couldn’t keep my playboy mouth from laughing.

33. Do you own a gun?
Yes!! A sexy Mad Catz lightgun for my Dreamcast. Confidential Mission!! Whoopah!!

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
I totally just did it.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My sickly ass needs to be alone until I’m no longer contagious.

36. Brown or white eggs?
You’ve been fooled!! They both taste the same O_O

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Yes. Yes I do.

38. Ever been on a train?
Another one of my dad’s nerdy vacations :)

39. Ever been in love?
Nope

40. Do you have a cell phone?
Either this survey is ancient or it’s intended for kids in elementary school.

41. Are you too forgiving?
I don’t think I can generalize either way. I can think of examples where I’ve been too forgiving, yes. But I can also think of examples where I haven’t been forgiving at all.

42. Do you use chap stick?
Obsessively.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Aww Mel!! :(  If only I knew for sure. My guess is that she’ll work and spend some time romancing with her secret lover.

44. Can you use chop sticks?
Wildly.

45. Ever have cream puffs?
Beard Papas <3 <3 <3  I’m blessed to have one a block away from my apartment.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
The Ashton Kutcher movie, yes? I haven’t seen it O_O  Should I?

47. What was the last question you asked?
“How are things going on your end?”

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I think it was the 3OH!3 album. I really want to pick up the Owl City CD though :)  Maybe on my way home tonight….

49. Boys or girls?
o_O

50. What is your bus number for school?
I take the C23 :)  Go short bus!!

51. Is your hair curly?
Wavy :)

52. Last time you cried?
Back in July, I think.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
Ugh. Seventy One was my favourite store, but I sure am glad it closed down. I could never show my face in their again after slamming my face into their glass door.

54. Do looks matter?
Yes.

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Ahh, my stinky but oh so comfortable Sanuks!

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
I’m a pacifist (even though I kill people in my dreams)

57. Favourite time of the year?
Christmas :)  I get to be with my family.

58. Favorite colour?
This question is a waste of my time.

59. Are you sarcastic?
I know a number of people who think that everything I say is infused with an unhealthy dose of sarcasm. But that’s just not true. And no, I’m not being sarcastic.

60. Do you have any tattoos?
I do!

61. The last person you held hands with?
Hmm…Evan O_O

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No. But Mel does :)

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
Skip!

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes :)

65. Do you like your life right now?
Yes! Mucho!!

66. How often do you talk on the phone?
I spent about 30-60 minutes a day talking to the fam, but that’s about it.

67. What is your favourite animal?
Molly.

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
I’m so glad you asked! Yesterday I invaded HMV and picked up Battlestar Galactica Season 4.5 on Blu-Ray (no spoilers!!), Machine Girl, and Tokyo Gore Police. I watched TGP when I got home and it most certainly lived up to its title. Truly epic.

69. Do you have good vision?
Ugh, the most depressing question in this list. No :(

70. Can you hula hoop?
Shakira’s got nothing on my tasty hips.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I’m going to say no, but I’m sure if I were ever in that situation I’d give it more thought depending on the circumstances.

72. Do you have a job?
I do up until Thursday. After that it’s back to school.

73. Can you handle the truth?
I am the truth.

74. What are you wearing?
My Blah, Blah skivvies :)

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I’ll have to add that to my “To Do” list, although I’m not big on crawling through tight spaces. I’m pretty sure I would queen out.

Snap! Did I just finish? Wow, that feels so good. It only took me…4 hours. Not bad! On to the next one O_O