I’ve been looking for something to validate my decision to abandon online dating and continue living in my world of perpetual singlehood and celibacy. I believe I’ve found that something. If you’re new to my online dating adventures, I’d encourage you to check out two of my recent posts here and here.

This morning I woke up with the following message in my inbox. I copied and pasted it as is so you can experience it almost the way I did:

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Hi,

I have to be honest.. Having your grandma (or whomever) in your profile images is probably not the best way to grab a guys attention. Even the most innocent of people is going to thin about you sexually when looking for a mate. Seniors ussually aren’t in the fantasies of people in their twenties.

Sorry if I offended you, just thought I should be honest. You seem like a really nice guy, and you are really really cute…

Be well

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If you can think of a witty reply to send back to this gentlemen, please pass it along to me. Otherwise, I’ll quietly delete my account and move on with life.