I know I said I was deleting my online dating profile, but I received one last creepy message that I felt compelled to share. Unfortunately it wasn’t sent from our friend we met on Sunday, but someone new and full of intrigue. He likes to keep things short and sweet, so enjoy:

“…i am interested in you…”

And yes, he totally looks like the kind of dude who would hide in the bushes and jump you when you’re walking home late at night.