Moan

A tasteful way to discover pleasure

Created during a 15 minute board game design challenge, Moan is an adult game that offers players a lighthearted opportunity to explore and discover the pleasures of the human body. Moan’s open ended rules encourage players to take creative ownership over the game and craft an experience that satisfies them.

Goal

Pleasure the Moaner until you both forget about the other participants in the room. The participant who charges the Moaner's labido the most once all participants have crossed the sweet spot wins.

Necessities


Foreplay

  1. Participants begin by deciding who will take on the role of the Moaner.
    • Possible selection methods include a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, a roll of the die, age, or sexual experience.
  2. The designated Moaner must strip off all of her or his clothes and rest flat on the floor.
    • The Moaner's derriere may be facing the floor or the ceiling depending upon the participants' preference.
  3. Participants must release their sexual inhibitions.


Navigating The Moaner

Moan

Engaging In The Act

  1. Participants take turns in an agreed upon order.
  2. The first participant rolls the die to determine how many positions to move.
    • The participant can move on the Moaner's left side or right side, but can't switch sides once she or he is "on the board."
    • Once the participant is “on the board,” the participant must keep her or his hand on the Moaner over her or his current position at all times; if the hand ever leaves the board, she or he is disqualified.
  3. After groping her or his way up the Moaner to the target position, the participant sprays a serving of whipped cream (or other tantalizing edible) on the position, and then consumes the whipped cream off of the Moaner in a most pleasurable fashion.
    • If participants are playing with the sound pressure level meter, use the meter to measure the Moaner's aural response to the participant's tantalizing edible removal technique. Record how loud, in decibels, the moaner's loudest response is this turn.
    • If participants are not playing with the sound pressure level meter, ask the Moaner to rate the participant's tantalizing edible removal technique on a scale of 1-10, 1 being an instant turn-off and 10 being an instant orgasm. Record the participant's score for this turn.
    • The participant's hand must remain on the Moaner at all times.
  4. Participants take turns moving their hands from position to position, sexily consuming the tantalizing edible off of the Moaner at each position, until all participants cross the sweet spot.
  5. If participants are playing with the sound pressure level meter, each participant calculates the average number of decibels she or he elicited from the Moaner over the course of the game. This is the participant's score.
  6. If players are not playing with the sound pressure level meter, each participant calculates their average tantalizing edible removal technique rating scored by the Moaner over the course of the game. This is the participant's score.
  7. The participant with the highest score wins.