I never would have expected you to send this to me.
— My friend Angelo, in reference to a certain CakeFarts website :-)
August 22!
August 21!
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: I’m the anti-tofu
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: if tofu were a super-hero I could be the arch-nemesis
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: the Lex Luthor to tofu’s Superman
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: only hotter with a thick head of sexy hair
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: bahaha, why so much hate towards tofu?
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: it tastes like NOTHING
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: nothing I say!
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: if nothingness were a substance, that substance would be tofu!
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: marinate it in something
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: it’s absorbent
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: it can taste like ANYTHING
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: oh, the potential!!
- Peaceful Ambassador of Tofu: what other food has such great potential??
- Merciless Condemner of Tofu: I see you see the tofu half cooked
August 20!
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
— Carl Sagan
August 19!
- Case: You got a watch?
- Maelcum: Time be time.
August 18!
My little brother is in surgery right now :(